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4. Ankit Garg - Govt Job Noida- Salary - 4 figure - 9212518970.
5. Arif Md. - Noida(22) - Looking Groom from Muslim Family Ph: 9211520813.
6. Anil - Data Ent. Operator - Delhi - Looking Groom - 9211638380.
7. K S Jha - Programmer - Delhi - Looking Groom (Nepali) Ph: 9313536925.
8. Rahul - (Bihar) Looking Groom Delhi NCR, Salary 4 Fig., 9350205730.
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चुटकले ही चुटकले ... ( JOKES & SMS)

• अगर दो पीपल के Trees को एक रस्सी से बाँध दिया जाए तो उस रस्सी को क्या कहेंगे ? - ज़वाब : Nokia Connecting Pipal.
• गब्बर : कितने आदमी थे ? संभा : सरदार दो गब्बर : मुझे गिनती नही आती , ये दो कितने होते है संभा : सरदार २, १ के बाद आता है और दो के पहेले क्या आता है ? संभा : २ के पहेले १ आता है गब्बर : तो बीच में कौन आता है ? संभा : बीच में कोई नही आता गब्बर : तो फिर दोनों एक साथ क्योँ नही आते ? संभा : Sir 1 के बाद ही 2 आ सकता है क्यूंकि 2, 1 से बड़ा होता है संभा : 2, 1 से कितना बड़ा है ? संभा : 2, 1 से 1 number बड़ा है गब्बर : अगर 2, 1 से बड़ा है तो 1, 1 से कितना बड़ा है ? संभा : सरदार मैंने आपका नमक खाया है मुझे अब गोली मार दो
• A Chinese walks into a bar in America late on night and he saw Steven Spielberg, As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asked for his autograph, Instead, Spielberg Give him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombard our pearlHarbour, get outta here.", The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombard your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese". ... .... Steven Spielberg replied - "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, u all are same"........ In Return, the Chinese give Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefather were on that ship" ...... Shocked, Spielberg replied, "It was the Iceberg that sankt the ship, not me"...... The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same".
• A family in Gujarat got simply puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Puj. Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the Daughter.The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to all her brothers and sisters:
  Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben & Varsha,I am sending Puj. Ba's dead body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Kadhywad, GUJARAT , India.Sorry, I could not come, all of my paid leaves got consumed.You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 5 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates, 8 packets of Badam and few items for Kids. Please divide these among all of you.Near Ba's feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct!! Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and rest you can decide. The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take it.The few pairs of white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among all the Nephews.Please distribute all these above items fairly & equally. Yours loving sister, Anubhavi
  P.S.: If anything more needed, let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days...
• Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
  Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
  Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
  Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
  Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
  Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
• Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
  Mr. Bean: 9
  Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
  Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
• Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
  Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
  Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
• Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
  Mr. Bean: 16
  Friend: Why?
  Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
• Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
  Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
  Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
  Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
• Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
  Friend: condolence, my friend.
  (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
  Friend: what now?
  Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
• Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
  Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
• Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?
  Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

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