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1. "Funny but true fact !!
   A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
   A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..
   What do u say???????????
2. A Man before marriage is - Superman.
   After Marriage - Gentleman.
   5 Years Later - Watchman.
   10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman. (Spiderman in his own web !!!)
3. Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
   (Keep smiling, singing ....... - whole life)
   thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki Tum... "KUWARE" ho..
   (becaus if any one see you - you looks unmarried / bachelor)
4. Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
   (if i were lost ?)
   Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
   KHUSH RAHO
   (Husband : i will give an advertisement in news papers "BE HAPPY - WHERE EVER YOU ARE")
5. Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
   (WIFE to husband : how was i looking at the first night of our marriage ?)
   Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!
   (I may die - if i dont know/ remember - "HANUMAAN CHALISA" = a holey prayer for life saving)
6. Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
   B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".
7. Wife: main tumhari yaad mein Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
   (WIFE: i am going weaken in these 20 days - when are you comming to take me ?)
   HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao.
   (HUSBAND: please wait 20 days more !!!!!)
8. A man gave a n add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
   (TRANSLATION - I Need a Wife)
   He got 1000 replies all saying:- "Meri Le Ja...!", ''Meri Le Ja...!''
   (HE GOT 1000 replies - Everyh One replied - "Take Mine")
9. Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after Marriage!!
10. Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
    Good Luck!
11. Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
    Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
    Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...
    
    AND THE BEST
12. Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
    ("Please come fast my wife is going to sucide from the windows")
    Manager: "What can I do?
    Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."
    ("Basterd - Come Fast - Windows is not opening - it is Jam")